‘Ladies and Gentlemen, a big round of applause for your Dillon Panthers!’
the signs as kanye west tweets
- aries: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts
- taurus: You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
- gemini: I love me
- cancer: I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
- leo: I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
- virgo: sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary
- libra: We lookin' crazy fresh where's paparazzi when you need them
- scorpio: I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting
- sagittarius: I think it’s only ok for a dude to call you baby if they’re a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hooping
- capricorn: French fries are the Devil
- aquarius: So Nirvana can have a naked human being on the cover but I can't have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings
- pisces: I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle
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