In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[victorian-sexstache]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[libertarirynn]

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

[disappointed-pero-not-surprised]

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[miyutan12]

dicegen doodles

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[secretlesbians]

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

[newwavenova]

They called the police on this lesbian painting.

[toastoat]

[theclockworkzombie]

The best part is, the lesbian embrace isn’t even the biggest thing that made the painting so controversial, it was the art style. People in the artistic community at the time were wholly familiar with sapphic relationships being portrayed in art, but were used to these scenes being portrayed in the ‘academic art’ style, which consisted of smooth, simplistic, idealised versions of the nude female form. This often went hand in hand with the depiction of Roman & Greek allegories to illustrate certain ideals (think Cabanel’s Birth of Venus). Courbet’s journey into realism was met by heavy critique from the academic movement, as the women he painted were, well, more realistic. Leaving in details such as the rolls of fat around the ribs acted as a blunt reminder to the audience that these were not euphoric goddesses caressing in ecstasy, but ordinary women having a nap together after making love. Other realist paintings suffered the same controversy, Manet’s Olympia is a perfect example, where the problem was not that the painting depicted a nude woman in an erotic pose, but the fact that she was just an ordinary courtesan, given an identity & portrayed in a place of power & control. Realism humanized the female form in art, & removed it from its previous role as a representation of the ideal.

So what disgusted people about the painting wasn’t so much that Le Sommeil depicted two women, but rather that it depicted two ‘real’ women.

[hazeldomain]

Artist: So I painted a couple of lesbians in bed. 

Men: Niiiiiiiiiice

Artist: They have cellulite

Men: I AM CALLING THE POLICE

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[gaynerds]

Craig from Dream Daddy cosplay by MukiMukiCosplay

[tbch]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[trshlrd]

i made a tsukkiyama gif  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Anonymous asked:

consider present jean riding the fck out of past niino (or past jean x present jean and present jean riding past jean showing past jean how good it feels and showing past jean their weak spots (past jean losing his virginity to his present self)

i don’t get a lot, but my anons are very creative. (lol this is referring to a twitter convo i had where i was thinking about past nino being happy about present jean magically time travelling to high school, pt. 2)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Anonymous asked:

bossy jean just makes me want to see jean push niino down and riding him while the other dies thank you mark for the cute erotic nnjns

ty for all the messages, my anon acca friend!! you always leave me the nicest notes. and i agree very hard with this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tifahu]

I love them.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[smashbrethren]

the time is now

[3dboyfriends]

hell yeah

[yunghau5]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[jimblespage]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[bronzebasilisk]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[picklespickleyama]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[did-you-kno]

Source

[nonnegative]

This seems like the set up for some kinky husband and wife role play.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[coupleofbananas]

…lol

[nonnegative]

 #marksy #what is this

Marly, I’m going to level with you; I only follow Ryan through my dash and his Twitter now, so I have no clue. Bethany’s way more on top of this stuff than I am.