In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged now it's more like come sit on the couch after the baby is asleep and do nothing)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Look, I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. Well, that’s not a really strong pitch, “Come cook food with me and do nothing.” Maybe that’s my problem.
Aziz Ansari. (via shotofpatr0n)
azizansari kind of an accurate description of my marriage pre-kid now it's more like come sit on the couch after the baby is asleep and do nothing which is also good