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tsukkiyama month - day 3

This one was HARD. But I managed anyway. Take that, angsty AU prompt! BTW, this is neither angsty nor AU. ~300 words, G.

All ficlets on my tsukkiyama month tag.

“Hey, Tsukki?”

Tsukishima looked up from his book. Yamaguchi was sitting at his desk across the room, but he wasn’t hunched over his work anymore. Instead, he was turned around in his chair and watching Tsukishima on the bed. He seemed pretty worried, but that could mean almost anything. Yamaguchi worried about a lot of things.

“Do you believe in reincarnation?” Yamaguchi asked.

“I thought you were studying for our math test,” Tsukishima said.

“I was. But I took a break and… kind of got caught in a Wikipedia spiral. There’s a lot of interesting theories out there.” He looked at Tsukishima expectantly. “So?”

Tsukishima knew this wasn’t really about reincarnation or the afterlife or anything overly morbid; Yamaguchi’s worries had been pointing toward endings a lot lately. It made sense, though. They were third-years now, and a lot of things were about to end: summer training camps, playing volleyball for Karasuno, high school itself. Tsukishima would be lying to himself if he said he didn’t also care about what happened next, and he just wasn’t as good at lying to himself as he used to be.

But the thing about endings was they always led to new beginnings.

“I think –” Tsukishima sighed. He saved his place in his book and put it down on the bed. “I don’t know. But I think if it is, we’d always find each other.”

“Tsukki, that’s so romantic!” Yamaguchi exclaimed, then went beet red when he realized what he’d said. “No, not romantic – sorry, Tsukki – I didn’t mean –”

Tsukishima slid off the bed and walked across the room. Yamaguchi’s mouth snapped shut and he swallowed visibly.

“Romantic’s okay,” Tsukishima assured him, tugging Yamaguchi to his feet. They were standing very close together. “Isn’t it?”

Yamaguchi managed a nod just before their mouths met.

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But I’ve already written like 8,000 words of HQ HP AU! Heh. Well, that one wasn’t only Tsukkiyama. This one is. HP AU, sort of Christmas-y, T, ~600 words

All ficlets on my tsukkiyama month tag.

When they first got sorted into different houses, Yamaguchi thought that was the end of their friendship. Why would anyone as great as Tsukishima still want to hang out with Yamaguchi when he had a whole house of cool smart kids to choose from now? But Tsukishima had surprised him; from their first year, he spent more time at the Hufflepuff table than he did the Ravenclaw one, he always paired with Yamaguchi when their houses had classes together, and when Yamaguchi finally managed to ask why that was, Tsukishima told him to stop asking such dumb questions.

It made a little more sense in sixth year when Hogwarts hosted the Triwizard Tournament again. Not because either of them put their name into the Goblet – no, Yamaguchi was more than happy to let Hinata from Gryffindor have the honor and Tsukishima wouldn’t have been caught dead participating – but because they held a Yule Ball.

Yamaguchi watched anxiously as guys from every house asked girls out. Some of them got pretty elaborate about it – poems and songs and weird holiday-themed hologram charms that went wrong – and probably anyone watching Yamaguchi thought he was just trying to work up the nerve to ask the girl he had a crush on out. And they would be mostly right; everything, that was, except the girl part.

One night, Tsukishima and Yamaguchi were in the library together, studying for Arithmancy, which Tsukki was naturally good at and Yamaguchi only stuck with because he needed the N.E.W.T. if he wanted to be a curse-breaker after leaving school. Tsukishima was bent over Yamaguchi’s parchment, pointing out where his numbers were mixed up, and the light from the torches highlighted his blond hair. Yamaguchi wanted to press his lips right against the top of Tsukishima’s head.

“…Yamaguchi?” Tsukishima said, and it sounded like that wasn’t the first time he’d tried to get Yamaguchi’s attention. He sat up straight and raised his eyebrows, but he didn’t seem annoyed, just amused by Yamaguchi’s spaciness.

“Sorry, Tsukki!” Yamaguchi said.

“Am I boring you?” Tsukishima asked.

Yamaguchi shook his head vigorously. “Never.”

“Good. But we’ve probably had enough of this anyway.” Tsukishima started gathering up his things; Yamaguchi watched him, admiring his serious face, the way his robes fit him, his nice hands with their long fingers. Two on his right hand were still taped up after a scuffle during Ravenclaw’s Quidditch match against Slytherin last weekend. Tsukishima looked up, meeting Yamaguchi’s eyes, and Yamaguchi felt embarrassed to be caught staring.

“Can I ask you something?” Tsukishima said suddenly.

Yamaguchi blinked, thrown off by the unexpected question. “Of course, Tsukki.”

Tsukishima reached into his robes for his wand and murmured an incantation. Then he cleared his throat. “Do you – ah – do you always have mistletoe over your head or are you just happy to see me?”

Yamaguchi looked up; sure enough, a sprig of mistletoe was floating above his head. He looked back at Tsukishima with wide eyes. “Um. The second one,” Yamaguchi managed, shocked by his good fortune. He barely had time for his brain to catch up with what was happening when Tsukishima took two steps toward him and bent over to press his mouth to Yamaguchi’s. The kiss was warm and brief and left Yamaguchi shaking.

“Come to the Yule Ball with me,” Tsukishima said, though his voice went up on the last word, almost a question. That little bit of uncertainty was just one more thing to love about him.

“Of course, Tsukki,” Yamaguchi said, and grabbed the charmed mistletoe so he could kiss Tsukishima again.

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Gonna try to do 15-30 minute tumblr ficlets for most of these! This one’s part of something longer I’ve been batting around for a while. ~600 words, T, cisswapped Tsukki, warning for a bad original character using a slur. 

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“You’re pretty sad, you know that?”

Yamaguchi turned around. “Excuse me?” he said.

A guy in his grade was leaning up against one of the trees outside the gym where the girls’ team was playing. Yamaguchi knew him a little, but he didn’t think he’d ever talked to him before — and with good reason, too. He was exactly the kind of guy Tsukki liked calling pathetic. Of course, she called lots of people pathetic — Yamaguchi even used to fall into that category, but that was ancient history now. Anyway, sixteen-year-old Tsukki was a little more discerning than the ten-year-old one.

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New fic! Iida/Shinsou, Boku no Hero Academia, G, 3700 words. Blame all the great fanart this pairing’s been getting lately. Well, that and me going back to my rarest of rare pair roots.

“Hello!” Iida said, exactly two hours later. He tried a big friendly wave and smile, but his new classmate eyed both warily and clutched his suitcase harder. “Welcome to the 1-A dorms. I’m your class representative –”

“I know you already,” Shinsou interrupted, which was fairly rude! “Exit sign guy.”

Iida pursed his lips. “I suppose you could call me that.”

Shinsou smiled, a little tired-looking, but genuine. “I’m kidding,” he said. “Iida, right? I remember you from the festival. Besides, I do my homework.”

“That’s good,” Iida said encouragingly. “Homework completion is an important component of academic success.”

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New fic! Tsukishima/Yamaguchi, 6393 words, E - awkward get together fic with a lot of wholesome questionable link sharing amongst friends

“Come over here and help me,” Tsukishima demanded.

Yamaguchi shook his head, poking his head around a display of prawn chips. “I’m not doing that.”

Tsukishima didn’t stamp his foot in the aisle, but it was a near thing. “You’re the one who told me to put myself out there, and so I did, and now you’re going to help me pick out condoms because I don’t know what I’m doing.”

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New fic! Tsukishima/Yamaguchi, 6393 words, E - awkward get together fic with a lot of wholesome questionable link sharing amongst friends

“Come over here and help me,” Tsukishima demanded.

Yamaguchi shook his head, poking his head around a display of prawn chips. “I’m not doing that.”

Tsukishima didn’t stamp his foot in the aisle, but it was a near thing. “You’re the one who told me to put myself out there, and so I did, and now you’re going to help me pick out condoms because I don’t know what I’m doing.”

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“Here,” Tsukishima said a minute later. Kageyama looked up. Tsukishima was thrusting out a water bottle and not looking at him. He looked a little red in the face, but he had just been practicing. Kageyama probably looked pretty red in the face, too.

“Thanks,” Kageyama said cautiously and took the bottle and drank. “Good water,” he said, which seemed like a stupid way to describe water, but it was true. Kageyama liked water to be ice cold, and this was, even though the cooler the volleyball team used was always too warm.

Tsukishima shrugged. “I get ice from the cafeteria before coming to practice.”

Kageyama looked at the bottle and saw that Tsukishima’s name was written down the side.

“I didn’t drink from it yet,” Tsukishima said defensively, even though Kageyama hadn’t said anything.

for kagetsuki day, based on the prompt “You’re not Hinata.” Kageyama/Tsukishima, one-sided Kageyama/Hinata, Hinata/OFC. 2140 words, G. I swear it has a happy ending!

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Kei had to guess that he was panicked based on the sound of his voice because he hadn’t moved. If he could help it, he’d never move from this spot again. In a million years, paleontologists would uncover the remnants of a teenage boy’s bedroom and find a skeleton curled into the fetal position because Kei was ready to die of embarrassment.

aka, what happens when Akiteru is bad at knocking.

Tsukishima/Yamaguchi, Tsukki & Akiteru, M, 1378 words. 

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Tsukishima Kei/Hinata Shouyou, PG, 2100 words - I had to write eclipse fic for them. I just had to.

“Don’t stare directly into the sun,” Tsukishima warns, trying and failing to ignore the way Hinata’s fingernails press into his leg.

“I’m not,” Hinata says. When Tsukishima looks over, Hinata’s only looking at him, so Tsukishima can’t do anything but look up. The moon passes overhead and blocks out most of the light, but even during the total eclipse, the corona of the sun is still visible.

It’s hard, Tsukishima thinks, to get rid of the sun completely.

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I’m going to do a SASO/writing round-up post later but I accidently wrote 4000 words of tsukkiyama porn for it, so I figured that deserved its own post.

Arranged Marriage Royalty AU where Tsukishima was betrothed to Yamaguchi when he was ten, but doesn’t see him again until he’s twenty and about to marry him. It’s so fluffy that it’s likely to float away:

“Sorry!” Tadashi says, burying his face into his hands. “I don’t know what I’m doing.”

Kei blinks and draws his eyebrows together. So this is his husband. He sighs, irritated. “And what makes you think that I do?”

Tadashi looks up again. “Because I have eyes,” he says incredulously.

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New fic! Haikyuu!!, Tsukishima/Yamaguchi, 5250 words, M, featuring a jealous Yamaguchi and a sowing his wild oats Tsukishima. Mutual pining, first time sex, misunderstandings, Tanaka – I fit everything in this thing. Also pretty sure this is the best line of dialogue I have ever and will ever write:

“Taste this,” Tsukishima says. “It’s terrible.”

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New fic! Haikyuu!!, Tsukishima/Yamaguchi, 5250 words, M, featuring a jealous Yamaguchi and a sowing his wild oats Tsukishima. Mutual pining, first time sex, misunderstandings, Tanaka – I fit everything in this thing. Also pretty sure this is the best line of dialogue I have ever and will ever write:

“Taste this,” Tsukishima says. “It’s terrible.”

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I wrote more ACCA fic! Jean/Nino, 1400 words, M, set some time after the end of the series. Pretty low-key first time together fic, you know how it is. They’re just really easy together.

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I wrote more ACCA fic! Jean/Nino, 1400 words, M, set some time after the end of the series. Pretty low-key first time together fic, you know how it is. They’re just really easy together.

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