In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I liked age of ultron! It was silly but fun. Surprisingly, I liked the Maximoffs and Clint the best. Who knew? (Okay, maybe the Maximoffs weren’t a surprise. Codependent twins!) And now I return to mostly ignoring the MCU as usual.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

So I got a text from a wrong number the other day and I decided to mess with them because I’m a terrible person…

[rockets-raccoon]

I figured that they’d eventually text cancel, but they never did

Then I decided to change things up a bit

I don’t even know who this girl is, but she apparently thinks Cap’s birthday is kool

I figured, why not add another Avenger to the mix?

Then I said, what the heck, I’ll just send stuff about all of them

At that point, I knew this person was great (and I’m guessing she probably has a tumblr) but I wasn’t expecting them to respond at all, let alone in those amazing one word responses. 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[wordsofdiana]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thorlokid]

when ppl talk about the raccoon with a machine gun in the upcoming marvel film, they could be talking about this guy

or this guy

you can never be sure

[nonnegative]

it’s both