In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[smashbrethren]

the time is now

[3dboyfriends]

hell yeah

[yunghau5]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[jimblespage]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[bronzebasilisk]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[picklespickleyama]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sandandglass]

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

[inkyubus]

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[shannibal-cannibal]

this shit was brutal

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[lusilly]

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

[loki-princeofcats]

[skittle-happy-matt]

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

[nintendochu]

IT’S BACK

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[eyetosky]

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

[osheamobile]

HEIDI I LOVE YOU

[thingsfortwwings]

[Image: Magneto monologuing in classic fashion. Magneto: “Their mockery. Their hatred. It festers under the thin veneer of gratitude. They will never accept you. Do not save them. Do not serve. Rise up … … and join me.” In the last panel, Rudolph looks startled or afraid.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[edwardspoonhands]

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

[reading-thoughts]

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

[ealperin]

*Crying with laughter*

[enasnivolz]

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

[theatretroubles]

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[vanishedschism]

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[divinedorothy]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[egotastical]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[divinedorothy]

ask a lesbian

[cricsyxo]

[the-mikasa-ackermann]

THIS POST JUST GOT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tin-can]

i am watching masterchef junior and omfg. this kid

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[octogetintherobot]

I have no idea who “Lucky” is nor why Daft Punk wants to get him so bad.

[drn007]

[helpio]

oh my god I’m done

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[team-joebama]

I do not say this sarcastically or tongue in cheek:

what an amazing time to be alive

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[late-dawnsandearly-sunsets]

Cheerful gang

[nonnegative]

what is funnier than this gif set?

if you said nothing YOU ARE RIGHT

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bipoehler-disorder]

Interviewer: Nick, what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened on the set of ‘Parks and Recreation?’

Nick Offerman: Well, everything’s funny. But I recall one situation, not actually on set. We were all at a panel and we were doing a question and answer. And way up in the balcony was this tiny woman. And she was given the microphone and said, “Yes, hello. First of all, I’m a librarian—” and Amy, with literally no fucking pause, goes “YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.” It was pretty awesome.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sundaystorms]

‘And he says: ‘Yeah, man. The O.C.! I used to watch this shit in the joint.’ [x]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Well over 1000 words, 6 scenes to go, yep yep, this can be done.