Let’s do it on my twin bed (twin bed)
Not gonna like it (like it)
But it’s the only option (option)
Where we can get it poppin’ (poppin’) [x]
And now it’s a whole thing with jean.
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
Reblog for last comment
either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting
Maybe it’s bus mode.
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard in the office but it totally did.
Are you tired of having to comb through dozens of articles trying to figure out if DC Comics has done something cringeworthy today?
Bless this site.
Today is National Hamburger Day! To celebrate, here’s Nick Offerman teaching us how to make a Ron Swanson Burger.
WORTH SEEING: Swanson Burger. My dinner plans are done and done.
Oh my god.
antique-romantic
