Happy Father’s Day!
this does not ever get old
Charles and Erik finally reconciles
Three different people tweeted this at me today (only one of whom is in XMFC fandom), because I am that predictable.
on the one hand bronies “coming out” about being a ponysexual or whatever because they think it’s just as dangerous as being gay is appropriative and homophobic as hell but on the other hand imagine some 22 year old with premature balding twisting his fedora in his greasy hands as he tearfully explains to his horrorstruck parents that he jacks off to technicolor horses
Don’t get me wrong I disapprove of bronies as much as the next average guy, but that’s some cold shit. Your struggle ain’t any more important that theirs.
look. there are very few things I know for certain in this world, this I will admit, but one thing I definitely, incontrovertably know is that literally all of my struggles, from the adversity I face buying stamps in a foreign language, to the hurdles I jump in my attempt to open jam jars, are more important than the process of coming to terms with one’s desire to wank over magical ponies
He’s not intimidating in the least. I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view. I mean Andre Braugher sings at the top of his lungs in his dressing room. The other day I heard him baby-talking to his dog in a weird Andre Braugher way. Like, “We’re going to go outside and urinate all over this mother.” He’s such a weirdo.
I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS
But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there
Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)
antique-romantic
