I CNAT BREATH
“I saw Tituss Burgess the other day, and he didn’t even say hello. He started with, ‘Oh, at our Broadway weight, are we?’” - Jane Krakowski
listen, i’m knee-deep in some star wars magazine and i just found another iconic luke look
they look like theyre headed to coachella
i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location
your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists.
Fun game
Replace all the words “sir” and “son” in Hamilton with “bitch”
“CALL ME BITCH ONE MORE TIME”
If you can marry a sister, you’re rich, bitch.
Okay now im howling and crying laughing so hard
Come back home when you’re done. Take my guns, be smart. Make me proud bitch.
“Bitch-” “I’m not your bitch”
Aaron Burr, bitch?
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, bitch?
That depends… whose asking?
Oh sure, bitch.
“Hamilton-” “bITCH” “…have Lafayette take the lead.” [muttering] “Yes, bitch.”
Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
i just woke up and im not mentally equipped to handle the fact that someone typed up the words “slutshaming alexander hamilton” and inserted them into a post and said to themselves “thatll show em” and hit send
- luke skywalker: hi i'm luke skywalker i'm here to rescue you! And this is my friend Han, he's amazing and He DROVE Me Here
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“ Craig Mazin, Ted Cruz’s college roommate, on Ted Cruz: “[He] is a nightmare of a human being. I have plenty of problems with his politics, but truthfully his personality is so awful that 99% of why I hate him is just his personality....](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ac18af00a7c237e79cd57fc2a749fc13/tumblr_nz001pWobh1r0ajmso1_1280.jpg)
Craig Mazin, Ted Cruz’s college roommate, on Ted Cruz: “[He] is a nightmare of a human being. I have plenty of problems with his politics, but truthfully his personality is so awful that 99% of why I hate him is just his personality. If he agreed with me on every issue, I would only hate him 1% less.”
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”
“You always do this to me, Mom.”
I’m laughing uncontrollably
Son of a gun
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