i’m screaming what does this mean



poetry
7yo: “Does our Netflix have to be called ‘The Boys’ or can we change it?"
Me: "You can call it whatever you want."
7yo: "YES!"
5yo and 7yo:
So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.
NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN
SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT
slam that mf like button if you have a WIP (whether art or writing) that’s been sitting around for days or weeks

This makes me angry.
FRUIT PAR LA METRE
This is literally the “me, an intellectual” meme
slim james
Me: “Why don’t you color some pictures for Thanksgiving decorations?”
5yo: “Okay, can you print me out a picture of a turkey? A dead one?”