In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thedailyshow]

.@RahmEmanuel sent us some Chicago deep-dish pizza. Thanks, buddy!

[turnabout]

Ha.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[saint]

I just found my cat and he was doing his workout

[coupleofbananas]

this is like one of those spy movies where the spy hears the guard come in and they cut to an empty room, then pan out and the spy is clinging to the ceiling some how and the guard never looks up

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[stephendavids]

Charlie Brown

[nonnegative]

peanuts: night vale edition

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[collegehumor]

Next time you get intimate, be sure to adjust your sexpectations for maximum romantic enjoyment.

The 6 Best AND WORST Ways to Have Sex [Click to finish me off]

2 MORE!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

First snow fell overnight and the boys are CERTAIN that Santa comes tomorrow. Now trying to explain that time is linear, not meteorological.

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry)

November 12, 2013

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[2ndart]

"I can show you the world"
"Nah I’m good"

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[emilyyaksitout]

I have been giggling about this twitter exchange for at least an hour now

[lovesthesmarty]

And now I’m going to giggle about it for the rest of the day.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[banadino-blog]

x

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

This episode of Reign has everything.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Got to break it to weird conservative coworker that hamburgers don’t typically have transfats in them, so she should stfu about the FDA already. I love doing that.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[inothernews]

Yep, Fox “News” really made this graphic.  (via The Colbert Report)

[livenudetella]

Because getting health care is such a BITCH MOVE

[fabulousworkinprogress]

What the everliving fuckwagons?

[lancrebitch]

fucking hell. Not only are they services not restricted to just women, THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. What the fuck are they on about? Like, how is Fox News allowed? IT’S RIDICULOUS

[rabbleprochoice]

Because providing vision care to children is obviously a feminist agenda and not, like, a general thing you should do for your child’s eye health. 

[erstwhilegirl]

STICKING IT TO MEN is this the real life

[browniet]

I guess Fox News couldn’t run Bitches, Am I right bro? as a headline. What the entire fuck

[nonnegative]

Hey I more than welcome men to take advantage of maternity services. I had four blood draws today because of those! ENJOY.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[inothernews]

Setting the bar lower = not always a bad thing.