In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hiddlestown]

Actual Dr. Bruce Banner on Colbert Report talking about environmental protection and fracking. 

Can I marry you?

[absurdical]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, WITH YOUR EVERYTHING AND YOUR FACE

[ifeelbetterer]

I TAKE BACK ALL THE TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I WAS NOT ENAMORED OF YOU, FLUFFALO. ALL OF IT. I RESCIND IT AND RETROACTIVELY HAVE LOVED YOU FOREVER.

[nonnegative]

swoon!