In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged lol how would that even work?)

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

So I’ve been writing a bunch of Cisco/Hartley fics for @hartmonholidays​ Halloween prompt fest and posting them over at AO3. While I’m doing this, I figured I’d cross-post to tumblr whenever I post something over 1000 words, just so everyone has a significant chunk to read when I play catch up. And I did that today! 

Repurposing Ideas, 946 words, G, prompt: decorating, something set after Barry retconned Hartley’s timeline, where Hartley’s stuck in the Pipeline and Cisco’s feeling guilty about it.

The Prospect of Math, 790 words, G, prompt: pranks, Netflix dates that neither of them acknowledges as dates!

Everyone Goes for the Red Ones, 3,683 words, E, prompt: candy, basically an excuse to write porn set in a coat closet. My priorities are great priorities.

13nightsofhartmon2016 my fic hartmon cisco/hartley day 1 decoration day 2 pranks day 3 candy editing this a day later because i didn't write g rated porn lol how would that even work?