In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[chunkpump]

1 gallon of regular chocolate

[watchthelightfade]

18 minutes of flour

[amykittee]

5 plates of salt

[africanaquarian]

wtf is harper talking about

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[humansofnewyork]

“We walked all around this big museum. A museum is a place where you can see art or animals. This museum has stuff like Jesus and I saw a statue of somebody cutting a head. I’ve been drawing the statues but I’m not good at drawing lips, and the hands have three fingers instead of five because that’s easier. I probably shouldn’t show you this one because… I don’t want to say it. You can see their… their… their…. BUTTS.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[humansofnewyork]

"Spiderman does like this."

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[xxlastking]

i can’t with this .. this should be the last thing they should be worried about .. my poor little ones 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[humansofnewyork]

Normally I have to approach people for quotes. But this kid walked right up to me, held his certificate in the air, and screamed: “I played at Carnegie Hall!”

[nonnegative]

Let’s be fair, we’d all do that.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tin-can]

i am watching masterchef junior and omfg. this kid

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
• me: You lose your baby teeth
• child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
• me: they fall out
• child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
• me:
• child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
• me:
• me:
• me: you keep the same eyes all your life
• child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[humansofnewyork]

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