In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

the signs as kanye west tweets

• aries: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts
• taurus: You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
• gemini: I love me
• cancer: I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
• leo: I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
• virgo: sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary
• libra: We lookin' crazy fresh where's paparazzi when you need them
• scorpio: I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting
• sagittarius: I think it’s only ok for a dude to call you baby if they’re a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hooping
• capricorn: French fries are the Devil
• aquarius: So Nirvana can have a naked human being on the cover but I can't have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings
• pisces: I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[yivialo]

Kanye Invades Stage Again In Beyoncé’s Honor
LOL

[nonnegative]

A+++

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[2galsandnopals]

Kanye gettin passionate about Wreck it Ralph

[nonnegative]

kanye is us all

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

I want this framed.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theannunaki]

oh great now I gotta be responsible for this kanye

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[cheia]

Personality Swap | Kanye West as Tracy Jordan

[nonnegative]

Liz Lemon…

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[palaceoffunk]

I’m living in that 21st century, doing something mean to it
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I guess every superhero need his theme music

[akitron]

/swoon

[nonnegative]

why are all of these so great?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kanyepluscomics]

Kanye. Plus. Comics.

Literally.

[nonnegative]

lol that dude in the back.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I think my biggest disappointment in life is the fact that I will never be able to see myself perform live.

Kanye West (via joshishollywood)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thecut]

Give a pouty sad face, get a hug from Kanye: The Cut’s Amy Odell (and hug recipient) recounts her tale on how she got the Twitter aficionado to show her some love post-Rodarte.

[nonnegative]

kanye wouldn’t give interviews at NYFW, but he did give out hugs!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sistervenom]

This is Louis Vuitton Don night
So we gonna do everything that K[o]n like

Kanye West - “Stronger”

I regret nothing.

[powergirl]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL PERFECTION.

[oberonsexton]

Kon-ye West.

[supershells]

My night is completely made.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: ICWYeDT.

[@kanyewest.]

Earlier: Kanye West and Jay-Z - “H.A.M.”

LOL LOL LOL

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: And now, Josh Groban Sings Kanye West’s Tweets.

[jkl.]

I lost it at “French fries are the devil.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rraaaarrl]

There will probably be about two other people that find this as amusing and “:D!”-inducing as I do. BUT SO WHAT I’M POSTING IT ANYWAY.

[nonnegative]

I am one of those people! :D Skeets + Kanye Gold, Perfect Together.