In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[some-stars]

#OH DORIAN I’M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES#EVEN KENNEX IS SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES#EVERYONE IS SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES

oh god, third row on the right, john’s face when he realizes what’s happening here. HE KNOWS IT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA. like you can actually hear the mental “….oh crap crap no, don’t—don’t be—crap.”

[nonnegative]

LOOK AT KENNEX TRYING TO WRITE THAT OFF AND DORIAN’S LIKE NOPE! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!