The cat in the 7th gif kills me every time.
Anyone who has watched the commentaries can agree that this is one of the best lines of all time.
Shut up, Leonard! Nobody even knows what you’re talking about.
Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn’t have been Crazy Town because you would have gone to high school together.
- Beginner Pottery
Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It’s an animal that looks like a dude. Why don’t I have 10 of them?
- Contemporary American Poultry
Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player, it’s in your blood.
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay.
Jeff: That’s homophobic.
Troy: That’s black.
Jeff: That’s racist!
Troy: Damn!
- Football, Feminism, and You
Jeff: Look, we can still hang out. It’s just… we won’t bag on people.
Shirley: Come on, Jeff, what are we going to talk about? My kids? Your doctor career?
Jeff: I was a lawyer.
Shirley: See, I’m already bored.
- Social Psychology
Jeff: Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl.
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy… that didn’t come out right
- Introduction to Film