In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged ironman)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Invincible Iron Man #520

Things like this is why I keep reading Iron Man despite Larroca’s insistence that people look like shiny sausages. Thank you for giving me exactly what I came for, Fraction. 

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I kind of like Tony as a shiny sausage, is that too much information?

(No, but seriously, this book is MOST RIDICULOUS but also REALLY GREAT!! Sort of. Sometimes. Right now it is.)

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Today I read the DEMON IN A BOTTLE!!! trade, aka Tony Stark Is An Alcoholic, and since it’s from the late 70’s, it’s really funny. Here, Tony’s been kidnapped and used the time to make a water bong in his prison.
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Just kidding, it’s a lamp that...

Today I read the DEMON IN A BOTTLE!!! trade, aka Tony Stark Is An Alcoholic, and since it’s from the late 70’s, it’s really funny. Here, Tony’s been kidnapped and used the time to make a water bong in his prison.

Just kidding, it’s a lamp that he uses to electrocute some guard, then says since it was only a house current, the guy probably won’t die. Comics logic!!

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Steve: Bruce, are you alright? I heard a bang from your lab.

Steve: bruce its tony you better be hurt or something because you’re interrupting very importent buisnes you get me

Bruce: I dont know where to put this what is going on

Steve: Bruce? You alright? Im coming up, hold on

Bruce: No you’re not going to help unless you magically happen to know where screw 1394 goes or where hinge b has disappeared to

Steve: I dont understand

Steve: tony here, are you putting together a desk from ikea?

Steve: There was another crash, did you hulk?

Bruce: 37ehsdhxg fkdj

Steve: yup. ikea.

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hulk hate allen wrench.

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