if the next big fanfic trope isn’t ‘we had a maybe-fake-maybe-not marriage 26 years ago and i just realized that we never bothered to check if it was legally binding’ i’m suing all of you
Mark Hamill Goes Undercover as a Stormtrooper.
if the next big fanfic trope isn’t ‘we had a maybe-fake-maybe-not marriage 26 years ago and i just realized that we never bothered to check if it was legally binding’ i’m suing all of you
janet decides tony needs mood disks, natasha needs a new sequined belt buckle and, most importantly, sam needs a sequined falconer’s glove. she thinks they hate their gifts but it turns out they all lost something that they need to use them. which means nat and sam actually do love sequins, as we’ve all suspected.
tony actually does hate his gift, though. tony’s a dick.
My brother and I went to comicpalooza. He was Tiny!Tony Stark and every time he saw someone with a batman outfit or shirt or a robin costume, he would go up to them and do this, also he would give them fake money and tell them to buy something nice.