Yamaguchi: We need adults to help us!
Akiteru: I’m right here–
Tsukishima: No, real adults.
Akiteru: Fair enough.
Kageyama: We're about to die. Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?
Tsukishima: [sarcastically] No.
Karasuno as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes
- Daichi Sawamura: “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!”
- Kōshi Sugawara: “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’d never be prettier than me.”
- Asahi Azumane: “You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?”
- Yū Nishinoya: “I respect women. I’m a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen Degeneres.”
- Ryūnosuke Tanaka: “I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.”
- Chikara Ennoshita: “I am WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”
- Kazuhito Narita: “The Japanese language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
- Hisashi Kinoshita: “I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing.”
- Tobio Kageyama: “When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”
- Shōyō Hinata: “How was I supposed to know that there would be consequences for my actions?”
- Kei Tsukishima: “Ok. No hard feelings, but I hate you. No joking. Bye.”
- Tadashi Yamaguchi: “Be myself.’ What kind of garbage advice is that?”
- Kiyoko Shimizu: “I’m not a stone-cold bitch. I’m a natural, beautiful presence.”
- Hitoka Yachi: “She said she was really looking forward to a romantic evening and I panicked and yelled ‘LOL.’”
- Ittetsu Takeda: “The new plan is: no plan! We wing it! Probably won’t work, but I said it with a lot of confidence”
- Keishin Ukai: “I’ve only known Karasuno for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
- Bakugou: Rules are made to be broken.
- Iida: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
- Kaminari: Uh, piñatas.
- Mina: Glow sticks.
- Kirishima: Karate boards.
- Sero: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
- Bakugou: Rules.
- Tsukishima: (awkwardly trying to confess to Yamaguchi) Listen, Yamaguchi, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.
- Tsukishima: Having said that
I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Be gone from me, vile men, be gone from me! A starter nation?! This nation is a finished nation! A land of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
King George III (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)
YES
- Aaron Burr: Where are you getting your juice?
- Alexander Hamilton: What?
- Aaron Burr: Where. Are you. Getting. Your juice.
- Alexander Hamilton: …
- Alexander Hamilton: Eliza does all the grocery shopping.
- Burr: Hamilton, have you ever actually heard of tact?
- Hamilton: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.
Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
Aaron Burr (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)
Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.
Alexander Hamilton during the Constitutional Convention (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)
- Jefferson: Which way are you gonna vote?
- Burr: The way that my principles and conscience tell me to go.
- Madison: Okay.
- Burr: Which way do you think that should be?
All right, there’s a good chance that I… that I may have committed some, uh… light… treason.
Aaron Burr (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)
- John Jay: I can't write the Federalist papers. [cough, cough] I'm sick. :(
- Alexander Hamilton: Boo, you whore.
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