In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged in case that was in question)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
firlachiel

the signs advice when you're having boy troubles

  • *before you've even said anything* "lmao dump him": Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini
  • "you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?": Leo, Libra, SCORPIO
  • "ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???": Cancer, Virgo, PISCES
  • *gives you super deep advice then ends it with "...but idk" so they're not responsible for the outcome*: AQUARIUS, Sagittarius, Taurus
i am an advocate of dtmfa in case that was in question