In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sorry]

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

[troncats]

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

[tentarude]