In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thefrogman]

Captain Pickles Bunnybottom… at your service. 

[moutonrose]

Captain Stumpy McGillicutty bitches.

[tatteredhope]

Sir Squiggy McNubbin reporting for duty.

[calicen]

Lord Pickles McGillicutty

[coupleofbananas]

Lord Waffles Fluffybutt, at your service. 

[nonnegative]

Miss Waffles McGillicutty which sounds about right but uhhhh did anyone else take a REALLY LONG TIME to remember their own phone number?

yeah me either.