Normal Horoscope:
Aries: The Green Mother has not stopped singing. Hear her lullabies in the cars passing in the night.
Taurus: Sleep is how our bodies get us out of the way for our mind to do some crazy shit.
Gemini: Drinking a glass of chemically pure water would tear the trace metals out of your mouth and neck. Purity is dangerous. Remember this.
Cancer: The daughters of the hunt watch over your home. Rest, knowing you are protected. Peace of mind is a luxury these days.
Leo: Something moves soundlessly through your neighborhood, avoiding the streetlights. Check on your pets.
Virgo: Some people only feel comfortable enough to be themselves when behind a mask. Others may hide shame. It is not our business to ask.
Libra: The likelihood of you being killed by a terrorist is roughly the same as being struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark. One of these is an unquestionably better story.
Scorpio: Life is too short not to cross-dress and commit petty crimes.
Ophiuchus: Aloe vera is excellent for burns, but not that kind.
Sagittarius: You don’t really battle with depression, its more like a staring contest that lasts nine years. Medication is only the beginning of therapy.
Capricorn: You carry a physical reminder with you. Meaning does not fade, it flows from one thing to the next. The wheel turns.
Aquarius: Thankless work is the best kind of work. Its proof you’re a nice person.
Pisces: Do not be afraid. Failure is usually way more fun and a much better story. Who knows? You might actually succeed.
Slightly spooky but this has literally been my go-to phrase for talking myself out of anxiety.
Gemini’s is on point.
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