In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[urlesque]

Hey guys! This apartment is only $900 a month! PLUS you get free cats!

Furnished Apartment Comes With 16 Cats

[theprincedouche]

holy shit 2 roombas

[rlottery]

OMMMGGGGG everything about this is hilarious, i want to befriend this person

[whiskeyonsunday]

 holy shit, an apartment in Dupont Circle for 900 a month? I’d take it, even if I would die the second I walked into that apartment from an allergy attack.

[nonnegative]

“Kyle - stylish”

Anyone who knows me knows I’d be far more apprehensive about the ever-patrolling Roombas than the 16 cats.