In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[prokopetz]

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kyeart]

I illustrated one of my favorite tweets

[probirdrights]

Yes

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hatzigsut]

*goes outside to check for flying pigs*

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[maggie-stiefvater]

I am pleased to report that the title of Raven Cycle IV is not, in fact, as I said previously BOYS WITH BAD COPING MECHANISMS.

It is, in fact:

THE RAVEN KING

And the release date is 9/28/15.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Automatic like topics have extended from just “jokes about Batman’s dead parents” to “jokes about Batman’s dead parents and making fun of Derek Hale.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

No, people I follow, they were horrible.

lol this VHS nostalgia going around my dash just has my inner angry 12 year old screaming DON’T YOU REMEMBER HOW TERRIBLE VIDEOTAPES ARE? LIKE WHEN THEY GET CAUGHT IN THE MACHINE OR WON’T REWIND OR ERASE PORTIONS FOR NO REASON OR ARE LABELED AS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THEY ARE? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SP/LP/EP ANYWAY?? Don’t worry, inner preteen, I’ll always remember. Always.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]