In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged hony)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:
““My partner and I were looking to foster a child, so we decided to attend some parenting courses. There were about five different couples in the class. And we were doing this ‘ice breaker’ thing, where everyone shared their reason...
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“My partner and I were looking to foster a child, so we decided to attend some parenting courses.  There were about five different couples in the class.  And we were doing this ‘ice breaker’ thing, where everyone shared their reason for wanting to become a foster parent.  When it came around to one guy, he sort of shrugged, and said: ‘We already have three kids, but there’s an extra seat in our minivan.’  Everyone started laughing.  The whole room relaxed.  And that’s my first memory of Larkin.  He was attending the class with his wife Katie, and I was drawn to them immediately.  They were just such obviously good people.  We started eating lunch with them on our breaks.  We’d visit them on weekends.  One Halloween we were trick-or-treating with their kids, and Larkin sat me down on a stoop, and asked why we hadn’t fostered yet.  That’s when I told him about my health problems.  My mother had given me a kidney transplant fifteen years earlier, and it was beginning to fail.  I was on heavy dialysis.  I needed blood transfusions.  Soon I would need another kidney, but I couldn’t find a match.  I never asked him.  I’d never do that to someone.  But the next day Larkin called me and told me he wanted to be tested.  It was a miracle.  We were a perfect match.  We went through months of preparation.  But four days away from the surgery, my blood test showed an abnormality, and we were suddenly unmatched.  It was devastating.  I felt like giving up, but Larkin kept pressing me to consider a paired donation.  He offered to donate his kidney to an absolute stranger, if the hospital would find me a match.  And they did.  Larkin gave his kidney to a woman, and I received one from her husband.  I was forever changed by this man.  Larkin is someone who truly lives his life for other people.  Not only did he give me the gift of life.  But he’s shown me what it means to be a human on this earth.”
#quarantinestories

oof this made me cry hony
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:
“ “I’m going to tell you a family secret. We hated each other in college. We were in the same history class. We argued over everything. I’d make a point in class, and she would argue the exact opposite. At the end of the year, our...
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“I’m going to tell you a family secret. We hated each other in college. We were in the same history class. We argued over everything. I’d make a point in class, and she would argue the exact opposite. At the end of the year, our professor forced us to work together on our thesis project. Both of us asked him if we could choose different partners, but he refused. We made that professor the godfather of our children.”

(Santiago, Chile)

hony i've read that fic
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:
“ “We’ve been together for twenty years. I’ve never dated anyone else. But there’s no intimacy. There’s no ring on the finger. He doesn’t even want his family to know we’re together. Maybe it’s my weight. Maybe it’s a status thing....
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“We’ve been together for twenty years. I’ve never dated anyone else. But there’s no intimacy. There’s no ring on the finger. He doesn’t even want his family to know we’re together. Maybe it’s my weight. Maybe it’s a status thing. But he keeps me away from his family. I accidentally sat by his sister at a basketball game, and his jaw nearly dropped to the floor. We’ve only made love once. That was twelve years ago. He won’t kiss me or touch me. I’ve just stopped asking. But he insists that we’re in a relationship. He got mad when I tried to change my relationship status to ‘single.’ He got on my computer and changed it back. I didn’t even know that he knew my password. I told myself that I was OK with it. I told myself that I’m OK with not being touched. But I don’t think I am. I recently went to a therapist for the first time. I was so scared he’d find out that I parked my car next door. But maybe it would be good if he found out. Maybe he’d leave me and give me a chance.”

RUN GIRL RUN hony
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:
“ “I first ran for Congress in 1999, and I got beat. I just got whooped. I had been in the state legislature for a long time, I was in the minority party, I wasn’t getting a lot done, and I was away from my family and putting a lot...
humansofnewyork

“I first ran for Congress in 1999, and I got beat. I just got whooped. I had been in the state legislature for a long time, I was in the minority party, I wasn’t getting a lot done, and I was away from my family and putting a lot of strain on Michelle. Then for me to run and lose that bad, I was thinking maybe this isn’t what I was cut out to do. I was forty years old, and I’d invested a lot of time and effort into something that didn’t seem to be working. But the thing that got me through that moment, and any other time that I’ve felt stuck, is to remind myself that it’s about the work. Because if you’re worrying about yourself—if you’re thinking: ‘Am I succeeding? Am I in the right position? Am I being appreciated?’ – then you’re going to end up feeling frustrated and stuck. But if you can keep it about the work, you’ll always have a path. There’s always something to be done.”

president obama hony we'll work on it
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humansofnewyork:
“  “We walked all around this big museum. A museum is a place where you can see art or animals. This museum has stuff like Jesus and I saw a statue of somebody cutting a head. I’ve been drawing the statues but I’m not good at drawing...
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“We walked all around this big museum. A museum is a place where you can see art or animals. This museum has stuff like Jesus and I saw a statue of somebody cutting a head. I’ve been drawing the statues but I’m not good at drawing lips, and the hands have three fingers instead of five because that’s easier. I probably shouldn’t show you this one because… I don’t want to say it. You can see their… their… their…. BUTTS.”

hony YOU CAN SEE THEIR BUTTS! lol adorable kids
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:
“(4/4) “When Donald finally got caught, they offered him a plea deal so I wouldn’t have to go to jail. But he refused it. He told my cousin: ‘If I can’t have her, nobody will.’ They arrested me at the courthouse on the same day...
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(4/4) “When Donald finally got caught, they offered him a plea deal so I wouldn’t have to go to jail. But he refused it. He told my cousin: ‘If I can’t have her, nobody will.’ They arrested me at the courthouse on the same day Donald refused his deal. The public defender told me to sign a plea bargain. He told me no jail time. But at the sentencing, I heard the judge mention jail and I panicked. When the judge asked me if I’d been promised anything in exchange for the deal, I said: ‘Yes!’ The prosecutor was so mad. She thought I made her look bad. She pushed for a life sentence at trial. The jury never heard about the abuse. They only heard about the drugs. They didn’t realize that the true victims were me, my children, and my brother. I’ve been in prison for twenty years now. But this has a happy ending. And I swear, when I agreed to this interview, I didn’t even know this yet. But President Obama just granted me clemency. And I’m going home.”

(Metropolitan Detention Center, Brooklyn)

these stories so rarely have happy endings so i was compelled to reblog this one hony prison industrial complex prison reform
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:
“He told me he was an artist.
I asked what kind of art he made.
He said: “I do my own thing.”
I said: “What’s your thing?”
He said: “Doing my thing.”
As I was walking away, his wife gave me his name. “Look him up,” she said. So I...
humansofnewyork

He told me he was an artist.
I asked what kind of art he made.
He said: “I do my own thing.”
I said: “What’s your thing?”
He said: “Doing my thing.”

As I was walking away, his wife gave me his name. “Look him up,” she said. So I did.

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"Andres Serrano (born August 15, 1950 in New York City) is an American photographer and artist who has become notorious through his photos of corpses and his use of feces and bodily fluids in his work, notably his controversial work "Piss Christ", a red-tinged photograph of a crucifix submerged in a glass container of what was purported to be the artist’s own urine." -Wikipedia

hony andresseranno i'm actually surprised hony didn't recognize him