mackem: derek is like some kind of universal balance
mackem: somewhere on the other side of the world is a dude who is having a perpetually brilliant time
mackem: derek is beacon hill's rincewind
canistakahari: that person
canistakahari: is tyler hoechlin
mackem: LOL
mackem: "dear diary, wow, today was brilliant, my baseball team did really well and i heard a fantastic joke and my co-star had a birthday and it was a great excuse to kiss him in public and i found five dollars!"
mackem: vs
mackem: "dear diary. you have mold growing in you. today i jumped down stairs and sprained my ankle, and all my milk went bad because i live in a train. why do i live in a train."
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