In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bthecrazymind]

Is it bad that I am literally crying for some of these?

[cacchieressa]

THIS IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF NOT OKAY.

[nonnegative]

Nooooooope

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[emsh33a]

this is too perfect to not reblog.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Perfection.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

And then Harry got expelled from school for using his wand under the covers during summer vacation. Hogwarts is tough.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bellafrench]

the brightest witch of her age

[nonnegative]

I wasn’t going to reblog this but why the heck wouldn’t I?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sherlockmafloy]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

AND I LOVE HIM BEST AND MOST.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

A Quick Guide to Nice Guy(TM) Responses (aka You Can't Win):

• Act friendly: "She lead me on! Bitch!"
• Don't act friendly: "She didn't give me a chance! Bitch!"
• Let them down nicely: "Well she said 'not right now', so I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind."
• Flat-out say no: "What?! But I'm so nice! What a bitch! I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind because she OWES me now."
• Date someone else: "Ugh, women only date jerks!"
• Don't date someone else: "Hello?! You clearly are single and so am I, why aren't we naked yet?"
• Marry someone else, have baby, die tragically fighting Voldemort: "Now I will torture her emotionally and physically abused son because I loved her so much and she married that jackass Potter instead!"

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[loucifers]

when you’re feeling down, just remember that at least you’re not gilderoy lockhart.

[chrisalllen]

#Good thing Gilderoy doesnt even remember he’s Gilderoy

[craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazycaaaaaaaaaas]

#which means we might actually be Gilderoy and we just don’t know it

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dimpuch]

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

[danrdarrenc]

[minuiko]

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing

[nonnegative]

nope. Nope nope nope.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

So Teen Wolf fandom, when am I getting my epic crossover with Harry Potter called An American Werewolf in London? No rush, just looking for an ETA.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong]

wait so Voldemort is still alive?

HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB

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