In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[omnimatter]

“what a potty mouth” - rocket raccoon, a distressed father

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[me-and-my-beard]

I’M DONE

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tealgeezus]

“I cannot deactivate until you say ‘I am satisfied with my care.’

“I am Groot!”

[tornadocondoc]

Oh sweet honey biscuits this is the cutest thing ever.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Yuletide Recs (Numbers, A-G)

I’ve been using the yuletide_recs collection on AO3 so if you’re following yulerecs, you might have already seen these. Just think of this as a handy aggregate!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[wordsofdiana]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[flamingraichu]

I googled ‘motion capture Groot’. I was not disappointed. 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rraaaarrl]

It was just a phase god

[nonnegative]

He grew out of being tall?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[agentmlovestacos]

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[gamoradorable]

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me: 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[strikerhercules]

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hawkerly]

We’re not gonna stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we’re stuck together. Partners. (x)

[nonnegative]

i am groot

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

     Fʀɪᴄᴋɪɴ' sᴛᴀʀ-ʟᴏʀᴅ    [ listen ]

                                   ❝… What a bunch of a-holes.❞

_{i. hooked on a feeling    ii. escape (pina colada song)    iii. mony mony
iv. apache (jump on it)    v. love shack   vi. i will survive   
vii. long cool woman in a black dress   viii. december, 1963   ix. magic carpet ride
x. tambourine    xi. fell in love with a girl    xii. another one bites the dust 
xiii. more than a woman    xiv. tush    xv. i’m gonna (500 miles)  
xvi. total eclipse of the heart    xvii. you make my dreams come true
xviii. kill the lights}

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[stripesspandexshields]

Art by Isaac Goodhart.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[riverdoge]

Man this series makes no fucking sense

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]