In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Instead of “slim”, “skinny”, and “standard” signs on their jeans, I wish The Gap would hang up charts showing how much crack will be exposed when I tie my shoes.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

me recommending things to people

• Me: OMG YOU HAVE TO READ/WATCH/PLAY THE THING. IT'S SO GOOD. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND WHY THEY ARE THE GREATEST. LET ME BLATHER ON AND ON ABOUT THE MINUTIAE OF HOW THEY HANDLED THIS ONE PERFECTLY PERFECT MOMENT. LET ME SCREAM A LOT ABOUT HOW I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU THE BEST THING BECAUSE SPOILERS.
• Friend: ok i'm doing the thing
• Me: OH WAIT I MEAN it may not even be THAT good oh no what if i've talked it up too much now it can only disappoint you ACTUALLY IT'S TERRIBLE STOP

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[juniorbizarre]

been waiting for this moment since i was nine i’m so fucking ready

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theavc]

'tis the season

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[simonjadis]

I apply variations of this quote to just about everything.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[superdames]

About me.

—Forbidden Worlds #1 (1951) by Edvard Moritz

[rraaaarrl]

Also about me.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time for the sun to go down. I hate winter

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kurokucchi]

*intensively re-blogs everything i can during 2 minutes*

*vanishes for hours*

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]