- Medical droid: I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can't breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen
- Palpatine: Okay cool. See while you're doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?
- Medical droid: What
- Palpatine: He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously
- Medical droid: I mean we could try but-
- Palpatine: How are you gonna fix his limbs
- Medical droid: We thought standard prosthetics would-
- Palpatine: Make him 7 feet tall
- Medical droid: ...right
- Palpatine: Give him a cape
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