In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fandomsandfeminism]

Girl Scouts, man. <3

[witchsistah]

Y’all know folks buyin’ them cookies cuz there’s crack in ‘em. Got peeps feenin’ for Samoas, Nutter Butters an’ Thin Mints an’ shit.

[myjourneymythoughts]

BOOM. This shit right here.

[misandry5life]

*proud parent of a Girl Scout*

[queernonywolf]

did girl scouts just fucking slam your ass?

yes.

[nonnegative]

Boom.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[frescaparty]

someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts

[thedukeoflions]

girl scouts fuckin OWN

[dynamicsarenotmyforte]

this is awesome!

[melthedestroyer]

fuck YEAH girl scouts are the shit

[gyzym]

oh my god i was legit terrified that this was going to be like the time chick-fil-a turned out to be assbuckets and i had to stop buying their unfairly delicious chicken, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THIN MINTS, THIS IS SUCH A RELIEF 

[angryonabus]

I especially love the scare-quotes around “information based” sex education.  Like…what else would it be based on?  Rainbows and butterflies?

[nonnegative]

The Girl Scouts of America are amaaaazing. I will never let Nate be a Boy Scout for many many reasons but if he wants to join the Girl Scouts, I’ll go dig out my Brownie sash and hand it right over.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

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[thedailywhat]

Kickass Kids of the Day: When two men stole $200 from a group of cookie-selling Girl Scouts in Texas, a crime-fighting duo of senior troopers refused to let them leave without learning that “Courageous and Strong” are more than just words to recite.

After one of two thieves lifted the cash box from the troop’s cookie table, which was situated outside a Walmart in Bellaire, 9-year Girl Scout senior Rachel Johnson and her friend Iravia Cotton sprung into action, and pounced on the getaway car.

“I started hitting the boy that was in the passenger seat, so I think he learned his lesson a little bit,” said Cotton. Meanwhile, Johnson hung onto the car as it continued to speed away. She was eventually forced to let go, and sustained minor injuries.

“Who steals from a Girl Scout? I mean, seriously, it’s like the worst thing ever,” Johnson said. “I hope your face hurts from when Iravia punched you — jerks!”

The perps are sadly still at large.

[kens5.]

[nonnegative]

Those kids are going to make a million dollars in cookie money now.