put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
- pineapple on pizza
- mint ice cream / mint chocolate
- ketchup in mac n’ cheese
- fries dipped in ice cream
ok we’re settling this discourse right now
clingy but pretends they’re not: capricorn, scorpio, taurus, leo
not clingy, not fronting: aquarius, virgo, gemini, sagittarius
not clingy but pretends to be: libra
clingy and doesn’t give a fuck: cancer, pisces, aries
Signs as Star Wars Droids
- R2-D2: Gemini, Scorpio, Virgo, Aquarius
- C-3PO: Libra, Virgo, Cancer, Capricorn
- BB-8: Sagittarius, Aries, Leo, Gemini
*romantically calls you dude*
*platonically calls you babe*
Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo
Platonically calls you babe: Taurus, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer
“You can’t hold a grudge forever.”
“…I know”: gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, pisces
“Watch me”: aries, taurus, leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
Lol this is the wrongest one of these I’ve ever seen
the signs as kanye west tweets
- aries: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts
- taurus: You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
- gemini: I love me
- cancer: I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
- leo: I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
- virgo: sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary
- libra: We lookin' crazy fresh where's paparazzi when you need them
- scorpio: I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting
- sagittarius: I think it’s only ok for a dude to call you baby if they’re a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hooping
- capricorn: French fries are the Devil
- aquarius: So Nirvana can have a naked human being on the cover but I can't have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings
- pisces: I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle
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