In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged friends)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sundaystorms: “ Friends: one episode, one scene “Jill: Would you like some gum? Chandler: Um, is it sugarless? Jill: Sorry, it’s not. Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. [to himself] What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you...
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Friends: one episode, one scene

Jill: Would you like some gum?
Chandler: Um, is it sugarless?
Jill: Sorry, it’s not.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. [to himself] What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
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Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. [to himself] ‘Gum would be perfection’? ‘Gum would be perfection.’ Could have said ‘gum would be nice,’ or ‘I’ll have a stick,’ but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection! I loathe myself.

Friends 1.07 - The One With the Blackout


IS IT SUGARLESS? GUM WOULD BE PERFECTION. Chandler=spirit animal. They stupid things you say to try and act all cool and nonchalant.

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I still occasionally say “gum would be perfection” if someone offers it to me, and I’m always pleased if they laugh afterward.

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shinyhats: “ isis2015: “ thegellercup: “ roundfoodforeverymood: “ Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together! Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced… again! Phoebe: I love Jacques Cousteau! Rachel: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in...

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isis2015:

thegellercup:

roundfoodforeverymood:

Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together!
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced… again!
Phoebe: I love Jacques Cousteau!
Rachel: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Joey: I wanna go!
Judy Geller: That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.

Friends 6.09 The One Where Ross Got High

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All right, Joey, if you wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren’t supposed to put peas in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I’m sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you had an important relationship is beyond me.

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