In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged france)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
angryonabus
melvester

The lines theatre kids scream every time they put on the HAMILTON soundtrack, without fail:

  • We’re reliable with the LAAAAAAADIES
  • I’m just sayin’ if you really loved me you would share him
  • I’m a general, wheeeeeeeee!
  • I AM NOT THROWING AWAYMAH SHOT
  • Awesome, wow
  • Da da da da / Da da da da day ya dada da da da day ya da / Da da da da da / Da da da da day ya—Ta!
  • WORK, WORK!
  • These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em / Don’t act surprised, you guys, cause I wrote ‘em 
  • Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn’t have a real job anyway.
  • CLICK, BOOM
  • Should we honor our treaty, King Louis’s head? / Uh, do whatever you want I’m super-dead
  • Sit down John, you fat motherFUCKER
  • Everything is legal in New Jersey
  • Can we get back to politics? / Please / Yo
  • And they say I’m a Francophile /  At least they know I know where France is
  • Oooh! Y’know what, we can change that! Y’know why? / Why? / ‘Cos I’m the President
  • I have the honor to be your obedient servant / A dot Ham / A dot Burr
nextonormal

CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

thesootspritesarehardatwork

WE ARE OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED

youareiron-andyouarestrong

Hamilton wrote tHE OTHER FIFTY ONE 

thewendybirb

WHAT’S YOUR NAME, MAN

matthewmara

LAFFAYYYEETTE

yourenotaloneinthis

  • I think your pants look hot, / Laurens, I like you a lot.
  • Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me!
  • Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course / it’s hard to have intercourse over four / sets of corsets…
angryonabus

SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!

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HIGHLIGHTS

france hamilton the musical hamiltunes
akafoxxcub
johnhamishmorstan

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

aphtaiwan

what why would you use numbers

sluttynuggets

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

amazingpeetaisnotonfire

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America makes no sense, as usual.

lumos5001

bless the person that actually made the chart

mybine

laughter from France

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raptortooth

France what the fuck

browniet

Looool What about Pre-K? America I was in Pre-K for 2 damn years. Also in the 80’s if your mom could negotiate that age 5 for Kindergarten could be pushed. *Turned five in December after starting Kindergarten in September*

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my younger kid will be in pre-k for nearly two years due to a january birthday. also both of my kids go from preschool to pre-k???? under 5 kids are even less consistent than regular grades.

akafoxxcub

FRANCE DO YOU DE-AGE YOUR CHILDREN OR WHAT

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yes and then they kill them.

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