In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged for real)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pearwaldorf

why i can’t take Ravenclaws seriously

folieadeuxover

in Shakespearean english, a euphemism for a guys you-know-what was “wit”. so, “the length of a man’s wit” is actually a clever euphemism for talking about how ‘manly’ a guy was/ how big his dick was.

…brings a whole new meaning to
“wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure”

nargles-of-ni

Ok but having a motto that sounds very stuffy but is actually just a dick joke is like the Most Ravenclaw Thing Ever.

for real