In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thefandommenace]

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

[longtimegone]

PREACH.

[nonnegative]

Will like 2000 times.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[this-tea-tastes-like-sleep]

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

[nonnegative]

right next door to jimmy john’s. where is this, marijuana town?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theworstthingsforsale]

Everyone likes the edge brownies. The caramelized crispness of the edges are a nice contrast to the soft, fudgy interior of the brownie. “But what,” your brain asks itself, in a quest for more serotonin, “what if every brownie was an edge brownie?”

Sure, you could buy this special pan for $35.99. Or you could just pour your brownie batter into muffin tins, which you already have, giving you more brownie-edge per unit of batter. (Muffin tins have a perimeter-to-area ratio of 1.6. This pan has a perimeter-to-area ratio of 0.55.)

Did I just change your brownie-baking life? Yes? Good, then we’re both ashamed, me for the brownie math, you for eating so many fucking brownies.

[stackedcrooked]

This is literally the opposite of what I want. I want every brownie and piece of cake to be a middle piece.

[acciocoolbeans]

GPOY. Middle pieces of cake, middle brownies, middle biscuits, MIDDLE EVERYTHING OR BUST. 

[watershoes]

middle middle middle middle

[nonnegative]

i like middle brownies, but cake end pieces. i’m a dynamic, complicated individual.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theclearlydope]

Hello Good Morning: Simultaneously ruining cake AND turkey for me.

via andrealessi:

[nonnegative]

they couldn’t have at least made it look like a cooked turkey?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thedailywhat]

Holiday-Themed Pringles of the Day: Introducing Pumpkin Pie Spice, White ChocolatePeppermint, and Cinnamon & Sugar flavors, due in stores November 1.

Yay or nay

[neatorama]

[nonnegative]

half of me says wtf, but the other half wants to get in line now.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Oooo

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[imwithkanye]

Introducing candy corn flavored Oreos. 

[afterelton]

But I don’t know anyone who like candy corn to begin with

[calicen]

i fucking loce candy corn and i love oreos. sweet perfection of a treat.

[coupleofbananas]

I love candy corn, but I’m not 100% on these. are they actually flavored like candy corn or are they just colored that way?

[nonnegative]

man, I want these.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ffoodd]

Eden Trattoria (by Dine.TO)

[weallwannaparty]

This looks pretty, but then you have you lick that sauce off the plate, and that’s just not classy.

[nonnegative]

I will do what needs to be done.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tastefullyoffensive]

via

[nonnegative]

I keep seeing this on my dash but, uh, isn’t that essentially what a toaster oven is?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Two tags I didn’t expect to use together.