.@RahmEmanuel sent us some Chicago deep-dish pizza. Thanks, buddy!
Ha.
I just found my cat and he was doing his workout
this is like one of those spy movies where the spy hears the guard come in and they cut to an empty room, then pan out and the spy is clinging to the ceiling some how and the guard never looks up
Fritz graduated from puppy school. They had capes and mortar boards to pose with. Too adorable.
Captain Pickles Bunnybottom… at your service.
Captain Stumpy McGillicutty bitches.
Sir Squiggy McNubbin reporting for duty.
Lord Pickles McGillicutty
Lord Waffles Fluffybutt, at your service.
Miss Waffles McGillicutty which sounds about right but uhhhh did anyone else take a REALLY LONG TIME to remember their own phone number?
yeah me either.