“The beautiful English broad with the incomparable soprano and promiscuous vocabulary.” - Blake Edwards on Julie Andrews
Favorite lady. Still want to be her when I grow up.
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Absolutely true things about me: I’ve based my life on her teachings.
In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.
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father’s day is funny in my family because my dad is so angry this holiday exists that it’s the one day of the year i am NOT allowed to call him. we are officially estranged for 24 hours a year. wishing him a happy father’s day is a declaration of hostilities.
and like he is a good dad with a good dad, there’s no traumatic backstory to this, he just hates The Man telling him what to do so much that it’s a personal affront that someone decided that anyone is supposed to feel a thing on a specific day or, god forbid, spend their hard earned dollars because shaving commercials tell them to. if a dad did his job right (be a good father who unconditionally loves his kids), his kids should love him 364 days a year but FUCK the 365th day to spite hallmark and gillette specifically and you know what. i respect it.