Dira: [Quoting something I saw on Tumblr or maybe Twitter one time] I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but murderers don't like to leave witnesses, so Batman's entire career is actually the revenge fantasy of a child dying in an alley.
Mer: No, because he talked to Superman--oh. The dying fantasy of a baby packed into a pod that could never have actually reached another planet...
Dave: Spiderman... yeah, dead of a spider bite. And Green Arrow is definitely dead on a desert island.
Dira: Now I'm trying to think of a superhero who ISN'T dead. Oh man, Erik Lehnsherr is really, really dead. Of Nazis.
Mer: WONDER WOMAN! Wonder Woman is alive.
Dave: Green Lantern is--oh, test pilot. Yeah. Dead.
Dira: Tony Stark, dead in a cave. Steve Rogers, died in that experiment.
Dave: The Hulk, really really dead. Fantastic Four, dead in space.
Dira: I guess Charles Xavier is probably just schizophrenic?
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