Troy: It’s impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
- The Politics of Human Sexuality
(via ohinternet)
Double escalator! And the magic elevator was truly magical.
Shirley: This is Spanish 101. I know how to say hello, tomorrow and that tables are female. That’s the only Spanish you taught us.
- Environmental Spanish
![Jeremy: [after he propels himself from his wheelchair and Jeff catches him] He hates me, yet he catches me. Man is good.
[Annie kisses Jeff, who then drops Simmons]
Annie: He was horny, so he dropped him. Man. Is. Evil.
- Debate 109](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1zz7vr2oI1qbn9kfo1_400.jpg)
Jeremy: [after he propels himself from his wheelchair and Jeff catches him] He hates me, yet he catches me. Man is good.
[Annie kisses Jeff, who then drops Simmons]
Annie: He was horny, so he dropped him. Man. Is. Evil.
- Debate 109
Pierce: Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
Abed: Hence AIDS.
- Home Economics
Troy: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Abed: What is?
Troy: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut –
Abed: You would eat yourself?
Troy: I wouldn’t even question it.
- Introduction to Statistics
Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player, it’s in your blood.
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay.
Jeff: That’s homophobic.
Troy: That’s black.
Jeff: That’s racist!
Troy: Damn!
- Football, Feminism, and You
“You listen up, Pierce! I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. ‘You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life.’ But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that’s just the way it goes.”
- Annie, 'Advanced Criminal Law’
Jeff: Look, we can still hang out. It’s just… we won’t bag on people.
Shirley: Come on, Jeff, what are we going to talk about? My kids? Your doctor career?
Jeff: I was a lawyer.
Shirley: See, I’m already bored.
- Social Psychology
Jeff: Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl.
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy… that didn’t come out right
- Introduction to Film
Britta: What can I do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piñata.
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That’s where we got the idea from.
Annie: Poignant.
- Spanish 101
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