Anyone who has watched the commentaries can agree that this is one of the best lines of all time.
Shut up, Leonard! Nobody even knows what you’re talking about.
This is my new favorite tumblr: Community quotes pasted on hipster photography.
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.
“Class 101?”
Community 2x09 Conspiracy Theories And Soft Defenses
Reading?
Principles of Intermediate, taught by Syfy.
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN. PLEASE.
They were flirting on twitter the other day and I was so charmed. COME ON, NBC, YOU KNOW THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!
Abed: Psst, Troy! It’s me.
Troy: Abed?
Abed: I made it through. I’m a cartoon now!
Troy: That’s impossible.
Abed: Nothing’s impossible in here. Animals can talk, your heart is shaped like a heart, and the smell of pie can make you float! You have to believe, Troy!
Troy: (looks like he’s about to go in)
Abed: Wait, you don’t have to believe!
Troy: I didn’t… I didn’t.
Abed: I may have done some damage there.
Community, 2x02 - “Accounting for Lawyers”
Abed, how could you!
What Is Community College? (New DJ Steve Porter Remix)
This is the Community clip montage that played at Comic Con and made everybody lose their shit.
The new season of Community premieres
Thursday, September 23rd at 8:00pm on NBC
greatness.
Can’t wait till this starts up again.
Joel McHale: In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re going to crunk up here to John Mayer’s song, ‘Daughters.’
“Starburns doesn’t do very much. I guess fascinating people don’t grow shapes on their faces.”
- Annie, ‘The Science of Illusion’
“They’re making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot.”
- Troy, ‘The Art of Discourse’
Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn’t have been Crazy Town because you would have gone to high school together.
- Beginner Pottery
Troy: The last thing I said to him was ‘Suck it.’
Britta: Me too.
- Interpretive Dance
Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It’s an animal that looks like a dude. Why don’t I have 10 of them?
- Contemporary American Poultry
Annie: If this article breaks out, I can apply for journalism scholarships. Nobody will care about my time in rehab if they think I’m a writer!
- Investigative Journalism
Mike: If this dude doesn’t show, we are definitely going to Applebee’s, because I’m getting in a fight no matter what.
- Comparative Religion
antique-romantic
