In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[victorian-sexstache]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[libertarirynn]

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

[disappointed-pero-not-surprised]

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[prokopetz]

It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?

[mierac]

That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.

[bastlynn]

OMDFG that’s a perfect description.

[fenrislorsrai]

Imagine Spiderman ballooning in wide open areas.  No, sorry, can’t get to that crime, its against the prevailing wind.

Also, Batman brooding on top of a Wafflehouse.

[ioplokon]

[davidmann95]

Batman: God, this stupid city with its sufficient lighting and lack of crumbling infrastructure to shoot grappling hooks into

Superman: Everyone for miles has lead poisoning, I’ve spent the entire night stopping crossword puzzle museum robberies and heists at the Second National Bank of Gotham on the corner of second street and second avenue, and earlier the wall of…clouds? smog?…cleared up for a minute and I’m pretty sure the sky was literally blood red

[lands-of-fantasy]

I HATE METROPOLIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE i’m not super into gotham IT IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH AND I HOPE IT BLOWS UPWHY DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE THE SUN SO MUCH it’s kinda gloomy a lil bit of a bummer WHY THE FUCK DOES CLARK WANNA DO THIS HOUSE SWAP THING i saw a reality tv show and i was like bruce we gotta try this

[deducecanoe]

Oh my god, Bruce. Shut up. #batmanwhines

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[itswalky]

you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing

[skarchomp]

[tredlocity]

[ayellowbirds]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

the new guardians of the galaxy movie looks great

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[comicsalliance]

MONGUL IS COMING, BUT POISON IVY HAS HER OWN AGENDA IN FRANCIS MANAPUL’S ‘TRINITY’ #5 [EXCLUSIVE]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Hartley Rathaway is back in The Flash comics and running a support group for people whose lives were hurt by The Rogues, and I might have swooned a little at that.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[liviedoodles]

“This is my swan song, Trickster. What shall I play?
I stand on a lonely stage… with a single spotlight…
Another hero… Another mindless crime.
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime…
Yeah, the perfect song… The showstopper!
Outside the dawn is breaking…
But inside, in the dark – I’m aching to be free!”
- Pied Piper, Countdown to Final Crisis 09

Did I waste time redesigning costumes of minor DC characters? Yes, I did.

These two are my favourite part of Countdown. I don’t usually get emotionally involved with whatever’s happening in comics but they really got me rooting for them! (Also the Show must go on is an epic song so…)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thecomfortador]

Grayson #9

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

fun.com

DC Sweaters

Bundle up with your favorite superhero this Winter with our officially licensed DC Comics Sweaters. They are great for any ugly sweater party or to show a little superhero holiday spirit.

LISTEN. i love these terrible sweaters very much but i need a flash one, like, yesterday. i’m probably going to get the wonder woman pullover anyway, though.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

happy holidays, from the avengers

[nonnegative]

reblogging myself because it’s time to bring this back.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

daggerpen:

Comic book questions I will never have again:

“Really? There was evidence that an explosion on Krypton was imminent and everyone just denied it?”

“Really? People elected Lex Luthor as president?”