In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged comics)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

dr-hollands

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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elkian

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

fiskeorn

@genericrevenge

son-of-maglor

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

victorian-sexstache

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

gregorydickens

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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libertarirynn

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

disappointed-pero-not-surprised

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

i always reblog this when it comes around again cutthroat kitchen stefan comics art theft bdsm lol nsfw
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prokopetz

It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?

mierac

That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.

bastlynn

OMDFG that’s a perfect description.

fenrislorsrai

Imagine Spiderman ballooning in wide open areas.  No, sorry, can’t get to that crime, its against the prevailing wind.


Also, Batman brooding on top of a Wafflehouse.

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Batman: God, this stupid city with its sufficient lighting and lack of crumbling infrastructure to shoot grappling hooks into

Superman: Everyone for miles has lead poisoning, I’ve spent the entire night stopping crossword puzzle museum robberies and heists at the Second National Bank of Gotham on the corner of second street and second avenue, and earlier the wall of…clouds? smog?…cleared up for a minute and I’m pretty sure the sky was literally blood red

lands-of-fantasy

I HATE METROPOLIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE i’m not super into gotham IT IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH AND I HOPE IT BLOWS UPWHY DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE THE SUN SO MUCH it’s kinda gloomy a lil bit of a bummer WHY THE FUCK DOES CLARK WANNA DO THIS HOUSE SWAP THING i saw a reality tv show and i was like bruce we gotta try this

deducecanoe

Oh my god, Bruce. Shut up. #batmanwhines

bruce and clark are the ultimate form of someone’s going to die of fun! dc comics batman superman spider-man comics
liviedoodles
liviedoodles:
““This is my swan song, Trickster. What shall I play?
I stand on a lonely stage… with a single spotlight…
Another hero… Another mindless crime.
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime…
Yeah, the perfect song… The showstopper!
Outside the...
liviedoodles

“This is my swan song, Trickster. What shall I play?
I stand on a lonely stage… with a single spotlight…
Another hero… Another mindless crime.
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime

Yeah, the perfect song… The showstopper!
Outside the dawn is breaking…
But inside, in the dark – I’m aching to be free!”
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Pied Piper, Countdown to Final Crisis 09

Did I waste time redesigning costumes of minor DC characters? Yes, I did.

These two are my favourite part of Countdown. I don’t usually get emotionally involved with whatever’s happening in comics but they really got me rooting for them! (Also the Show must go on is an epic song so…)

the storyline that turned me into a pied piper fan and then BROKE MY HEART into a million pieces the fun thing about comics is how your favorite characters can have their hearts broken in a hundred timelines and a hundred dimensions quote unquote fun comics fanart hartley rathaway james jesse