In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dork-bajir]

So apparently Rob Liefeld did a variant cover for a Wizard World TWD#1 print and it looks exactly like what you’d assume it’d look like.

[jess-curious]

HOLD ON OKAY

WE’RE GONNA PLAY “LIEFELD TROPE BINGO ON THIS

• NO DISCERNIBLE BACKGROUND??? CHECK!
• FIGURES “STANDING” ON IMPOSSIBLE SURFACES WITH A GROUND THAT MAKES NO SENSE, OR ELSE JUMPING THE WAY LITERALLY NO HUMAN JUMPS??? CHECK!
• WEIRD FEATHERY 90’s HAIRCUTS??? CHECK!
• LINE-FACE??? CHECK!
• WEIRD HORRIFYING FEMALE SHOULDERS THAT ARE LARGER THAN THEIR FACES??? CHECK!
• RUBBER-SPINE??? CHECK!!
• TINY EYES TINY NOSE MASSIVE GRIMACE ON LITERALLY EVERY CHARACTER??? CHECK!!
• USING OBJECTS TO OBSCURE FEET SO HE DOESN’T HAVE TO DRAW FEET??? CHECK!
• NO COMPREHENSION OF HOW PEOPLE HOLD OR USE GUNS, OR EVEN HOW A GUN LOOKS??? CHECK!!
• AWFUL PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE ROB LIEFELD HAS NEVER USED A REFERENCE IN HIS GODS DAMNED LIFE??? CHECK!!!!
• BENDY-SWORD??? CHECK!!
• BENDY-GUN??? CHECK!!

CONGRATULATIONS SIR, YOU’VE GOT A LIEFELD ORIGINAL!!

[lesspopularcultist]

Who keeps giving him work!?

[nonnegative]

Oh it’s so fugbeautiful.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[deantrippe]

Phil Noto variant cover for All-New Captain America.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fasterthanthespeedforce]

DO YOU EVER CRY

[nonnegative]

lol that security guard pulling a gun on clark. bro.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Well, you know there are many incarnations in the comic book, and we are now going into the Civil War. So, if you look at it in the comic book, Cap gives Bucky the shield, Bucky gives it back to Cap, Cap gives it to [Sam Wilson]. Then Bucky goes off and marries Black Widow, so I keep the shield… give it back to Cap, and recently Cap wanted to be old, so he gave me the shield back and now I got the Shield; I’m not giving it back.

Anthony Mackie explaining the Captain America comic books like the pro he is. (x)

cap wanted to be old

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[xombiedirge]

Spider-Woman by Alex Maleev / Twitter

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[5ummit]

Captain America: Man Out of Time #3

Let me get this straight. Steve would rather risk everything on the off chance he could actually go back in time, save Bucky, and live together as hobos for the rest of their lives, than live a normal life without Bucky in the future? Small price. No big deal.

[waxjism]

love story of the century

[wintercyan]

The fanfic I never knew I desperately wanted.

[nonnegative]

no but let’s focus on the important thing here: dem abs.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Grant Morrison using the Charlton characters to ape Watchmen is just a little too circle jerky for me.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

newsarama.com

BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER Are Back ... The Pre-New 52 BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD Are Back

[palaceofposey]

Yes, THE Blue & Gold from the pre-New 52, Giffen-DeMatteis Justice League are back in an ongoing series in December. Find out where and how.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[actualvampireang]

*screams quietly into the night*

[queencardigan]

YES YES YES YES YES

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rraaaarrl]

It was just a phase god

[nonnegative]

He grew out of being tall?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I knew amazon buying comixology would be bad for my wallet.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[lesspopularcultist]

I’ll be impressed by Marvel’s “Thor is a woman and Falcon is Cap” thing when it’s clear it’s not going to be reverted a year from now.

I’ll be impressed by DC’s upcoming titles and changes if they don’t get cancelled within a year.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

#i thought thiS WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING SWEET AND CUTE