In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• batman rogues: we're going to kill batman
• superman rogues: we're going to kill superman
• wonder woman rogues: we're going to kill wonder woman
• flash rogues: where's the flash? he's been out of town for a week we miss him :(

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[infectedscrew]

I hate when comicbook fans gate-keep by running you through a fact-check quiz. Even if you’ve ready every comic you’re going to be wrong. Why? Because comics can’t even keep their shit together. Bruce’s parents were either killed outside of Mask of Zorro or an opera, their killer is either unknown or Joe Chill, he started as Batman at either 21, 26, 28 or 32. Barry has died six separate times and during several of his absences both Bart and Wally have been the Flash at the same time. Steve has given up Captain America due to anything from a minor cold, dying, wanting to retire and straight up disappearing. God forbid you ask how Tony got his heart.

The only thing we know for certain is that Uncle Ben died and it is always, always, always Superman’s fault that Lex no longer has hair

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[k009]

Sleeping Beauty as retold by tumblr user k009

[blindlamar]

Relevant to @everythingthatiswrongwithamerica and her interests, I believe.

[everythingthatiswrongwithamerica]

yuuuuuuuup

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

happy holidays, from the avengers

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[allofthefeelings]

I stopped by my grandmother’s apartment today after the con (because my mom said she was lonely and I am a fucking delight) and while she was thrilled to see me, she pretty much could not fathom that there was no crossover between “celebrities appearing at a comic con” and “celebrities appearing at the Tonys.”

For some reason I can’t stop laughing about this.

I think partly because I keep imagining Comic Con: The Musical.

[allofthefeelings]

Upon reflection I cannot decide if Fun Home winning best musical makes this more or less funny.

[nonnegative]

I was going to say your grandma had a good question! There is some overlap, sometimes, in some years. Like Hugh Jackman is a person who exists.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[puddletumbles]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puddletumbles]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[wandering-jane]

“The Rogues have an unspoken code, a bond stronger than death itself. We watch one another’s backs. To the end.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[memewhore]

Oh my god, I’ll be over here in the corner laughing for the next hour if anyone needs me…

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ghostabletoastables]

when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

[bnprime]

YES!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[beatonna]

part of your world

[X]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]