In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[singing-supper]

Carrie Fisher’s autopsy reveals she had high levels of “Mind your own fucking business” as well as “Who the fuck made that report public anyway”

[christel-thoughts]

That’s how I felt about Michael, Whitney, and Prince

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[becketts]

praisethelourd: ❤👩‍👩‍👧❤ Receiving all of your prayers and kind words over the past week has given me strength during a time I thought strength could not exist. There are no words to express how much I will miss my Abadaba and my one and only Momby. Your love and support means the world to me.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[blu-thunder-bomb]

based on a post by @rachsolo 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[mylittleredgirl]

rest in joyful splendor, debbie 💗🌺💞 and give your baby girl a hug from us

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[starrypoe]

Mark speaking for us all

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[babesargent]

remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”

he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)