Leslie & Ben | Jake & Amy
“Pam, hasn’t come around on me yet. Tell her I’m a nice person, Jake.”
Karasuno as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes
- Daichi Sawamura: “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!”
- Kōshi Sugawara: “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’d never be prettier than me.”
- Asahi Azumane: “You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?”
- Yū Nishinoya: “I respect women. I’m a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen Degeneres.”
- Ryūnosuke Tanaka: “I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.”
- Chikara Ennoshita: “I am WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”
- Kazuhito Narita: “The Japanese language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
- Hisashi Kinoshita: “I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing.”
- Tobio Kageyama: “When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”
- Shōyō Hinata: “How was I supposed to know that there would be consequences for my actions?”
- Kei Tsukishima: “Ok. No hard feelings, but I hate you. No joking. Bye.”
- Tadashi Yamaguchi: “Be myself.’ What kind of garbage advice is that?”
- Kiyoko Shimizu: “I’m not a stone-cold bitch. I’m a natural, beautiful presence.”
- Hitoka Yachi: “She said she was really looking forward to a romantic evening and I panicked and yelled ‘LOL.’”
- Ittetsu Takeda: “The new plan is: no plan! We wing it! Probably won’t work, but I said it with a lot of confidence”
- Keishin Ukai: “I’ve only known Karasuno for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
Underappreciated B99 Moments (suggested by my followers) [77/?]
↳ Suggested by @bsarah1234
Now, for my first tweet, I think I should give an update on the water main break that’s actually informative. “NYC H20-Main SITREP: at 2040 ED current PSI 456 MAX CAP 204000 LPM.”
Nishinoya: Rules are made to be broken.
Ennoshita: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Nishinoya: Uhh, piñatas.
Tanaka: Glow sticks.
Kinoshita: Karate boards.
Narita: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Nishinoya: Rules.
Underappreciated B99 Moments (suggested by my followers) [37/?]
↳ Suggested by @sergeant-peanut-butter
2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog
Into The Woods aka one of the best B plots in B99
He said “ quote sociopaths unquote”
“He Has So Many…Emotions” 😂
i’m…her?
“I visited W W W dot ladies’ good health mag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash eight six seven five nine nine nine zero four backslash nine four three two ampersand two zero dot H T M L.”
“Do you know that site?”
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