In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

an open letter to the inventor of bread

[flowury]

hey. thanks

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nomadic-alternative]

Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before.  But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served.  The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.

[autobaby]

bread cat

[tinybed]

looking longingly at the loaves

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thefaustaesthetic]

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

[aparticularlygoodfinder]

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

[mercuriesrising]

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

[pahnem]

you fucking didn’t

[marielikestodraw]

oh my god.

[nonnegative]

only do this if you also get a bagel.