In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[mandatoryupgrades]

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

[tommarvolohiddles]

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

[utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak]

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

[teashoesandhair]

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or